Hey, you, yes you, don’t even think about smiling, i mean it now, i am serious, stop it now, i can see your lip quivering because you are trying not to smile and now you’re asking yourself why you read this far down and maybe now you are smiling because you can’t believe you are still reading this, or maybe it’s because i told you not to smile in the first place that’s making you smile, but my guess is you’re smiling one way or another and if not then you wasted an awful lot of your time reading this, so i would suggest you stop before you get really mad if it’s not too late already because now you probably went from not smiling to frowning as thoughts of poking me in the eye with a sharp stick start to enter your brain, simply due to the fact that at some point you are going to realize if you haven’t already that this is all one continuous sentence and i went to a great deal of trouble to make you smile, grumpy pants.